So I started Buffy and Wow, I expected Buffy to be like a complete ball of cheese with like vampires ruining the school dance and Buffy’s teenager problems and cheesy on liner, at least in the first season but NO first season is like abusive witch mothers and end of the world shit and cannibalistic hyena demons and damn I already love this show.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
Bats illuminated by lightning
THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
This is actually really cool
trying to be cool
songs that momentarily make me feel way fucking cooler than i actually am
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.